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This is a lightly-interactive fiction story written for inkJam 2021: This is playable on mobile phone (unless you have a phone with a weird notch thing at the top, probably. Why did you get one of those, anyway?)Story length is 2,429 words. Genre is comedy. Perspective is first person. Tense is past, for the most part. Language is English. Theme/Writing Prompt is "Youll think of something." Special ingredient is nostalgia.