A Curious Pastime

You are a young male/female/both/neither/other/undecided person of the Fir Cruthen, the mightiest (and drunkenest) nation in the Warhost. Youve ventured forth to make a name for yourself. Youll do this by completing an increasingly arbitrary, never ending, serious of inane puzzles given to you by a colourful cast of characters doing terrible Scottish accents. Will you be able to rise above the status of Background Noob and earn a name for yourself? Unlikely, youll probably be dead before the wee...