A Dash of Fulminate

You, Fenk, are apprenticed to the renowned master alchemist Thalmun Doffys. After months of theory and education, it is now time to put your learning to the test-- your very first alchemical transmutation is here! Your task is simple: synthesize a panacea capable of curing your embarassingly triangular head. Unfortunately, your master has recently lost his eyesight. Regardless, his ongoing instruction will prove tantamount to your eventual alchemic success. Heed his words wisely, lest you make a...