A gentleman and his tophat:A tragedy

The gentleman is normal in all but one respect, if he loses his hat the mortification he feels about his suddenly revealed baldness causes him to have a sudden rebellion against the law of gravity. His top hat hating enemy has hypnotized his servants, an easy feat considering their hidden resentment of their bosss dependence on headwear. Now the gentleman must escape his country mansion turned industrial facility to attain an unsatisfying ending that was not able to be fleshed out due to the tim...