A is for Aardvark

While wandering through the savannah, Kevin suddenly feels an appetite building up. If he were a human being, then he would have had a serious problem. Kevin, however, is not a human being but an aardvark. For him the absence of a McDonald's franchise doesn't mean certain death from starvation. Normally he would simply hurl out his tongue towards the first ant or termite crossing his path, but not today. Under the influence of narcotics Kevin's head has become detached from his body, making it t...