A lot of coronavirus

When the "A lot of..." theme for Quarantine Jam dropped, everyone in our team immediately thought "A lot of coronavirus". After a few minutes of listing outrageous game ideas, we conceded that we probably shouldnt do that, but I never pass up an opportunity for a shitpost. To pre-emptively torture myself for the sins I was about to commit, I wrote the game from scratch in pure Java. It was painful, but I regret nothing. This game was supposed to be our joke backup game, which we would only submi...