Ahoy! (k2123964)

Welcome to Ahoy! My name is Capn, and this is my Captains Log - Something which I like to sit upon on sunny days, to reflect on all that happens aboard my funny little ship ( in the Captains Log, of course) as we sail the Seven Seas. Capns Log 001 - Yes, the hat is still missing. It is highly embarrassing for me and I fear the worst - That is, mutiny. How can my crew revere me when I am so underdressed? When my beautiful bonce is nude? No, this will certainly not do, says I! This must be resolved. You will be pleased to learn that a temporary hat has taken seat upon my bothersome brow - it is ...