AIR BNB SKELETON TAKEOVER (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Youre a marine, one of Earths toughest, hardened in combat and trained for action. Three years ago, you assaulted a superior officer for ordering his soldiers to fire upon civilians. He and his body cast were shipped to Florida, while you were transferred to Skeleforest, home of the famous Forest Cottage Air BnB. Air BnB is a multi-planetary conglomerate with radioactive waste facilities on Mars and some parts of Tasmania. With no action for fifty million miles, your day consisted of suckin dust and watchin restricted flicks in the rec room. For the last four years the military, Air BnBs bigge...