All Glory to the Pixel King! 2nd Edition

Presenting the definitive Pixel King experience. Exciting news citizen! Our glorious ruler has passed a new law, specifically stating that The Magnificent Ones castle must at all times be at least 42% grander, cooler and shinier than those of their enemies. The time has come for you, brave citizen, to fight for, and almost certainly die for, your great rulers noble dream to one day have their own private waterpark! Build an awesome fortress, stuff it with soldiers, catapults and whatnot, and lea...