An Invasion Of Something Absurd

BAD TIMES It is an invasion. Good healthy food has turned bad. Pretentious coffee cups are taking over the world. Nobody is safe. Humanity as we know it, went sober. It is a disaster. Out there is not dissimilar from a post-apocalyptic wasteland in reverse. Everything is too good, they are all healthy and caffeinated. They act like zombies, and they are now trapped in a never-ending digital torpor. The only way to not succumb is to stay in an altered state of drunkenness. Our last hope is trapped in a pub where he just woke up from a night of drinking surrounded by hipster broccoli and mad cof...