Armed and Strangerous

Armed and Strangerous IT. IS. ALIVE! Greetings creation! It is I, Dr. Frankensteins protégé, Dr. Stu Pendage, MD. If you are reading this, then eureka! The literacy brain implant is working. Also I am dead. But before I died, I poured my blood, sweat, tears, and kidney into creating YOU, my beautiful monstrosity. Now, the local villagers probably wont take too kindly to seeing someone as beautiful as you, so if you see a big group of them fetching pitchforks and swords, turn and run the other wa...