Banana Man: Banana Mans Struggle

The year is 3030, chaos has enveloped the known plane of existence and created a pocket dimension continually folding in on itself. Humanity has evolved and devolved to the point where it has become a shadow of its former self. You are a banana. Collect monkeys, silly banana. "I wasnt always like this. Many centuries ago I was a wealthy and influential lobster, the lobster half of me, obviously. The other half was a fairly generic blob. After the great merge, the standard unmerging and the rathe...