Batstick: The Saga - First Tale

You are Rivraro, the Star of the East, protector of the Tolgarutinech. Or you were, until you were exiled.Enter the scary cave of Groth, armed only with your wits and the ability to inexplicably prevent the universe from moving until you do. Fight off an infinite horde of terrifying bats, and pick up sticks to better fight the bats. Except for one small problem - nobody ever programmed in the sticks!Guaranteed to amuse you at least until you finish reading this paragraph. No refunds.