Big Chungus 1.0

After seeing the multitude of Big Chungus memes that recently flooded the internet, I thought to myself, why not make it an actual game? This is in fact one of the only true Big Chungus games (and is different from any others). Now, is it really that involved, you ask? Of course not. Is this ready to be shipped off to Gamestop? I doubt it, but that would be really neat! Does it look like it was designed by a grade school computer class? Probably. But is it a playable game with the legendary Big ...