Blind Date

Okay, beanface. Take a breath. Close your eyes for a second. Youve got a blind date tonight. Youve got this! Its gonna be simple: show up, chew your food like a gentleman, laugh, try not to spittle, have a good time, who knows whats gonna happen next. But.. what if she thinks youre ugly? Or your breath smells, or she figured out about that mole? Or you say something really embarrassing or you dribble something on your shirt? What if the food at the restaurant is too fancy and she laughs at the w...