Boris Yeltsin Quidditch

Boris Yeltsin gets Drunk (to NO ONES shock) and grabs hold of a witches broom. Help navigate Boris through the stadium of a made up sport, avoiding evil turnips, bowling balls, witch athletes and a potential international incident in the process. Get through all 5 rounds to face off against the mystery final boss. Find floating hearts for extra lives, find floating clocks for extra time bonus. Thats it. Thats the whole damn game. Stupid isnt it? Controls: Up/Down-Arrow Keys Start-Enter Feedback appreciated, let me know what you think, and suggestions are welcome. Ill give this an update or 2 d...