Boss Rush (2009)

Have you ever played a bullet-hell-style shooter and thought to yourself “That boss looks like theyre having a lot more fun than I am…”? I mean, think about it. You have a tiny little ship, capable of only firing straight ahead. Your weapons are puny until you power them up, and even then seem decidedly inferior to what youre fighting against. Your armor is apparently made from paper-mâché, and usually cant even survive one hit before you blow up and lose all your toys. Meanwhile… Over on the ot...