BREAKING OUT OF MY SHELL: Im Trying To Get a Girlfriend But Im a F***ing Tortoise!

Story Theres a rumour going around school. That kind that gets the crowd fuzzy and giggly. Or those words that make peoples faces flash up red. Its the rumour that goes: “If you confess to your true love under the cherry tree, their love towards you will become true too.” Maybe in a chance of a lifetime, Ill make a promise of true love under that tree… But I have a problem… Its not that Im the school loser, or too nerdy for my own life. Its not that Im not top-fashioned in the looks department - everyone says Im cute. Its just that… IM A F***ING TORTOISE. AND IM F***ING LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN!!...