Brian Bigballs Goes Shopping

Warning: This game is rude! And silly! Features sex, drugs and labradors. My first text game attempt charts the shopping trip of serious man Brian Bigballs. An experiment to see how I can integrate cartoons, text and music. What kind of day will Brian have? Its up to you, sort of (not really but theres a few different outcomes). Game soundtrack available: https://christophelozenge.bandcamp.com/album/journeys-around-my-living-room