Bum Bag Bangin

Oi! Oi! Headin to work, geezers be starin green with envy over yours truly. Got me a new codpeice, a bum-bag banger. Turning heads like no other, the pack on ma fanny drawin eyes like a well fit bird. And now Im in trouble, heads swellin, seein double. Let me through, let me through, I can take a compliment or two, but this is ridiculous. I got less than minutes, and every second me ballsack-rucksacks drawin mad crew. Its bad news for the ego of a wizard like me bro. Lets go Lets go Lets go! HOW...