Cacophony (sickpleaseohno)

You were a horrible person when you were alive. Possibly. It matters not! Now, you find yourself in a sloppy, blocky hellscape populated with badly drawn nightmare spawn! With over 3 unique weapons to find and master, will you be able to traverse through all 9 (holy shit!) levels and achieve the glory promised to all, but attained by few? Will you succumb to the mental anguish of staring at the tv for too long? Will Rocky finally kick the crap out of Bullwinkle? Can you withstand...the Cacophony...