Cactus Jactus protects the worlds greatest secret from the prying eyes of the common man

Made as part of the Cactus Game Jam. Were in trouble Jactus. Humans are getting close to finding out that cacti arent the friendly green pricks they appear in movies. Theyre actually inter-dimensional squatters enjoying the cushy life here on earth. Its up to you to keep the cactus mutations under control so those idiots out there are none the wiser. Were sending you to the worlds most popular tourist attraction, the cactus from that one episode of Jackass. Keep it pruned as long as you can, cactus kind everywhere is relying on you! Cactus Jactus!