Calamari of Cthulhu

“Welcome to the Glutton Club, an organization of long standing thats hosted many famed, respected individuals at our table! Our tradition is deceptively simple, yet complex to uphold. You see, our fork-flourishing fraternity has one purpose: to sample meals crafted from what we call "strange flesh" meats that have never been tasted by our members. Its a thrilling little club, especially now, for weve been branching out of the humdrum animal kingdom (of which we have sampled all we can) and have ...