CALL OF LDPR

WELCOME TO EGORIEVSK I was an ordinary kid from Yegoryevsk and my business was shitty. After I graduated from the 9th grade of school and flew out of the sharaga, I sat on my mothers neck and lounged around. I watched Papichs streams in the evenings, played dotka and sucked beer in the yard. There was no money, no prospects. Even the local beauty Natasha did not want to give me, which led me to a disgusting addiction to masturbation on anime. But one wonderful moment changed everything, when my sidekick named Diarrhea and I sucked pivchansky on horizontal bars. He told me that a branch of the ...