Captain Diarrhea and The Shartening

Gameplay ==> Use your butt to move around and mortally wound your foes! ==> Survive continual onslaughts of military goons and mutant freaks! ==> Dodge explosions and insane gun fire, but make some of your own, as well!Features Pick from 15 weird and gross abilities to attack and defend Control time, itself, to get the upper hand Gain power with each wave of enemies, and plan which abilities to unlock for maximum survival Grow nipple cannons to shoot your enemies deadStory You, Carl Bungus, once lived a happy, content life of guzzling energy drinks and slamming pizza pops, wasting away on your...