Chad Geiger in: A Waist of Time

Your name is Chad Geiger, Giga-Chad, Pilot extraordinaire and Hero of the Free World. You were sent on a mission to raid the Unassailable II, a zeppelin research facility belonging to "THE" Empire (theyve had copyright issues with other “Empires”). Upon arrival, an inter-dimensional experiment has gone awry, and now the crew of the Unassailable II are all mind-controlled zombies serving some kind of unimaginable (also, undrawable) monster (pictured off-screen, we couldnt draw it in time, but your imagination is scarier, if you could imagine it). Heroically crashing your plane into the zeppelin...