Champ Wants Salami

Could this be my dumbest project yet? "Heck yeah, dawg." introducing the pinnacle of gaming... CHAMP WANTS SALAMI Champ is a good boy. He wants a little salami, but he has a terrible sense of direction and chases his tail often. You, the player, must guide Champ to his destiny. His fate. His Salami. FEATURING: Dog.jpeg!music! he barks when you hit stuff!controls about as reliable as trying to navigate a real untrained dog through a maze!hidden features!glitches!ugly yelllow blue & grey Dogvision...