Cheer up, Charlie

In a perfect world, I could post this on newrounds or on itch itself as an html, and not have you download this 290mb abomination, but for some reason evey single time I try to upload it, something goes wrong. And I, frankly, am tired and done. No mas. Granted, you *could* play the newgrounds version, but opening the menu crashes the game (I wish I could tell you why, it didnt happen during playtesting.) So...yea. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/803801 ^go there if u dont want 290mb worth of "Didnt even try" graphics on your c drive. (Or wherever the hecc this goes) If you want a menu(A...