Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Fuck This Blurry Arcade

Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure puts the choices in your hands! None of them are correct! In this installation, you once again play as that classic, beloved, and naunced protagonist, unnamed guy. Youre just minding your own business and huffing paint with sullen teens at an arcade, when adventure finds you! In the form of arcade security! Find more Grade C+ USDA Approved Jokes like this on 1900HOTDOG.com, brought to you by Internet Legend Seanbaby and Internet Rumor Robert Brockway!