Comeback Generator

Have you ever struggled trying to find the right words to fight back against a particularly emotionally scarring insult? Well, Ive got you covered. BEHOLD, THE COMEBACK GENERATOR The glorious Comeback Generator will quickly deploy a comeback when you just cant think of one. Simply follow the on-screen directions and your honor will be defended with a quick comeback usable in a variety of itchy situations. *WARNING* product may result in an increased amount of punches to the face