Corporate Lady: Modern Worker 7/10ths: Lord of the Files

Fast, Reliable Tile Matcher Needed for Fast-Paced Office Mojiferous Industries, located on the edge of the dilapidated industrial park on the east side of town, seeks a part-time, experienced tile matcher. Candidates should have 2-4 years of managerial experience in chimney sweeping. The right candidate will have extensive mouse-clicking experience and knowledge of pattern-recognition. Ability to operate a backhoe is a plus. Playing with the sound on is preferred, but not required. This full-time position runs through the end of the game, with an option of renewal pending review. The salary fo...