Dante (TinyCthulu)

Dear Intern, Welcome to your first day in Hell. Below, you will find a mostly intact copy of your on-boarding materials as well as a company name tag and uniform. Try to keep up, and dont mind the blood. As an unpaid intern, your responsibilities will primarily include: 1. Unclogging toilets 2. Repairing company equipment 3. Disposing of the remains of former employees 4. Fetching miscellaneous items for higher ranking staff 5. And any number of other, smaller tortures Remember, if an employee i...