DeadLyft

Take them for the ride of their life... Moviepass, Theranos, FTX...they all failed faster and broke things as they monetized unicorn thought leaders that scaled the sharing economy by microdosing IPOs. But what else do they have in common? Thats right... Theyre dead. Introducing DeadLyft, the service designed to disrupt the collection and final judgement of the recently deceased! No longer will you have to sit in a leaky boat while the forgotten memories of millennia pool around your fleshless a...