Defective Holiday (itch)

Im not sure about this one, I shouldnt really be selling it. A customer brought it in this morning and, apparently, its not working correctly. He said it didnt make much sense to him, but I dont know what his expectations were. You know what this kind of trip can be like for some people. Anyway, its supposed to be varied, a few locations, a nice hotel and not too crowded. I think theres even some wildlife. I should return it to the company, but if youre just looking to get away for a bit, I can ...