Diana Ross - Which way even?

Many moons ago, an unwitting being referred to only as "Boy" cursed the famed Diana Ross, causing her to turn upside-down, inside-out, and even round and round! Discerning audiophiles have no doubt heard the singstress retell the chilling tale of her plight, but one question has plagued curious minds ever since - what was Diana Rosss orientation at the end of her ordeal?! Well, now you can find out! Using advanced computer wizardry, a team of experts has put together an accurate, life-like simulation in which you can spin, flip and evert the Disco Diva in time to the song Upside Down, answerin...