Dr. Sourpuss Is Not A Choice-Based Game

I, Dr. Sourpuss, talking housecat and test administrator, regret to inform you that your multiple choice test has been misplaced. While I attempt to locate the missing SCANDRON marking machine, please occupy yourself with the fully immersive "101±98 Experiments with Citrus" science fair activities. This is a Twine game originally released as part of the Spring Thing interactive fiction contest in 2016. It was nominated for Best Individual NPC in the XYZZY awards that year. More details about the...