Duck That Cheese!

Alright, so, heres the deal- DuckBlock, well, hes gone and gotten himself into some trouble, see? Hes got all this... CHEESE flying at him. Yeah! Cheese! Why? Well, maybe hes got some sort of milk-fat magnet deep in his core! Or maybe, perpetually 30 yards away, some kid on a bike is just huckin curd! Maybe, like, what if, I dont know, hes just a-shufflin forward on a God-given lactose intolerant suicide mission? Maybe hes just a gosh darn hero. Or maybe... Just maybe... We are all... DuckBlock....