Earth Archives: "Sports Game"

Greetings fellow Earth enthusiasts! We have uncovered archives of a particular "game" played by the long forgotten "Humans", the "game" in question is called: "Sports". We have utilized the documentation we have accumulated, and constructed a primitive display of the cruel and outlandish pass time known as "Sports Game". This, then - is now being provided through the use of the previously popular "Human Intergoogles". Such fascinating beings.