Escargolf

For those who wish golf was slower Do you like the idea of golf, but find the fast-paced action too frenetic for your tastes? Do you desire golf holes that feature intense cerebral challenges rather than challenges of physical execution? Then Escargolf has you covered! By replacing the ball from "traditional" golf with a snail, we have slowed the action to a crawl, allowing the game to be appreciated at a scale never seen before. Of course, we would never condone the use of a barbaric weapon suc...