Eventual Baristancy

Controls Use the arrow keys to move. Your character will attack automatically! Rules The goal is to enter the coffee shop as quickly as possible. But, you will be unable to enter the coffee shop until you have zero health. Let the baddies hit you until you lose all your health. Each time you kill a baddie, the flow of time will accelerate slightly (until a certain maximum). Occasionally, your father will appear from the window of the coffee shop and drop a coffee power up. The power up will grea...