Everything Happens So Much

So I signed up for the TwitsyBot Jam mostly because it started on my birthday, and Id never used Bitsy, and it seemed like a fine time for both my first game jam and my first time using Bitsy. On top of that, the theme was to base your game on a Twitter bot, and who better other than the grandfather of all nonsense, @horse_ebooks? (Let us not forget that before @horse_ebooks was revealed to have been purchased and manually run by two artists, it was a genuine ebook-hawking .... sort of.... Twitt...