Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

It was a normal day on a normal farm. The cows were grazing, the farmers farming, the Yak yakking. Suddenly, a divine creature floated down from the heavens. "I am the Provalone Prophet. The Milky Messiah. I am the holy cow." She bellowed."I come bearing a gift." With an otherworldly MOO, she turned a patch of grass to a sparkling shade of gold. "Once the farmers meet their end, to this pasture you must send, the biggest, strongest, toughest cow, that makes the others wonder "how?" On this cow I will bestow, a gift that all will envy so." She declared. The cows didnt have much else going on. A...