F*ck Fairy Godmothers

"You and your friends are stuck in a Fairy Tale being directed by an Eldritch being only known as, the Fairy Godmother. Why are you smiling, dont you know how much danger youre in? This isnt a pastel world, mass produced by a mouse in red shorts! People get ruined in actual Fairy Tales: turned into sea foam, fall from towers, are blinded by thorns, beaten, tortured, and stoned! Now some of that isnt as easy for a Fairy Godmother to pull off anymore, the times have changed and its harder to make people take the stories to some of those extremes, but dont get it twisted. If you arent careful you...