Florida Man (Dallas J. Haugh)

A many-headed BEAST once led the state of Florida. It conjured an army of demons to help it carry out its wicked endeavors. Its armies would have marched upon the world, but the Godhead took mercy upon humanity. Florida was cast out from reality, and the BEAST bound in the chains of eternal damnation. The righteous and innocent were saved, and led away from the flooded, ruined hellscape. You were not deemed righteous. The army of the BEAST still stalks the towers of the barrier islands that surr...