For the Love of God

Guarding the gates of heaven isnt as sexy as it seems. Theres no room for creativity. You must judge everyone by the Ten Commandments (which you were provided in a handy-dandy pamphlet on your first day). And if you mess up, Gods always right there breathing down your back. God is such a busybody. Anyway, its not an easy job, but someones got to do it. Youve mysteriously been chosen from among the millions of souls lounging around the Eternal Rest day spa. If youre ready for an adventure, then you should probably calm down, because its time to settle into a fat desk and sort through the paperw...