FOWL Tech Presents, Typing in the Modern Era!

EDIT: So, uh, just to be clear to anybody still finding this for the GMTK Jam, feel free to rate this low even if you liked it. I didnt realize until after posting that the only scoring metric for this jam was good design and the whole joke of the game is how horrible the actual games design is. I pretty much had only noticed the theme and didnt pay attention to everything else he said about what the jam was about. Its fair to say I goofed up there but Im glad people liked the jokes. As a wise s...