Game of Chance

"You were so average, so mundane, So Boring before you died. Morally apathetic, Consciously uninteresting. Ive the good, the bad, the morally ambiguous, the spiritually dubious, the strong man, the weak bully, the Worm... but then theres YOU. Youre in Limbo right now because I cant figure out if you deserve to live in heaven or burn in hell for you Boringness. So, how about it? Give me one last laugh. Let me see you claw and scrape for something for once in your life. Today you decide for me whe...