German Flatulence XXX

October 30th, 1918. The Great Skeleton War has ravaged our world for far too long. Us Germans have finally found their weakness: Gäs. Flatulent power of sufficient magnitude, however, comes at the ultimate price: Unleashing it limits ones lifespan to a mere minute. We have arranged a squadron consisting of 30 of the fatherlands finest, gassiest elites. There is no cost too great for these selfless soldiers They would gladly offer their lives to destroy the enemys foothold in our world, and end t...