Get in the Car, Loser!

She said "GET IN THE CAR, LOSER! I know youre not up to anything this summer, Ive got the Sword of Fate, and theres an ancient evil that needs to be sealed away." Everyone knows the story of how the great hero of legend Agi of Roses fought the Machine Devil and used the Sword of Fate to seal him away for a thousand years. Now, hateful Machine Devil cultist edgelords are spreading terror in order to summon him again, and the Divine Order that rules over our world claims that fighting them before its too late would be "just as bad as them." Thats bullshit, and thats why three young attendees of ...