Get Out Of My Bog!

Our beloved hero Sherk the Troll (no affiliation whatsoever with Dreamworks or any of their intellectual property) defends his privatized bog from Lord Folkwads totalitarian communist enforcers in this completely original story that has no resemblance to any characters from a certain franchise whatsoever. Use a variety of onions (produced in a privately owned non-subsidized corporate marsh) such as nourishing onions and fragmentation onions to take on layers of increasingly radical communist goo...